Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking!
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Sung to the tune of
“Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego”
.
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From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
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While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
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From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L.A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
.
From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing,
To falling,
To passing out,
Splat!
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We can’t stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she’s not driving
A car and us insane!
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Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
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Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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written by Rash Manly / 22moon.com
Great Story!
Blondie 01 - April 30, 2008 at 4:25 am |
Not much detective work needed to prove this one. Paparazzi and Location and you’re all set…Great Post!!!
Lika Starr - April 30, 2008 at 7:03 am |
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rashmanly - April 30, 2008 at 7:32 am |