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Paris Hilton’s new F.B.I. job (Female Body Inspector)

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(Another famous Rash Manly headline!)
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PARIS HILTON has declared that
small boobs are best, The U.K. Sun
is reporting April 15th.
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The heiress has had a pop
at busty rival JESSICA SIMPSON,
claiming the Dukes Of Hazzard
star’s assets are “too big”.
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Big up top ... Jessica Simpson
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She said:
“I like how mine are,
I don’t like big boobs.
“I think they’re too … big.”
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And as if to prove a point,
Paris arrived at The Sanderson Hotel
in London yesterday in a see-through
top that made a point or two.
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Paris was also clearly in the mood
for more bitching – KIM KARDASHIAN,
and her “gross” bum,
being the next target.
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She added:
“It’s disgusting.
It reminds me of cottage cheese
inside a big trash bag.”
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2 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s new F.B.I. job (Female Body Inspector)”

  1. Uhhh where can I sign up

  2. 🙂 woo hoo go paris
    i don’t care that everyone makes fun of her..
    she SHOULD be proud of her small boobs
    and she’s right, she looks great and so do other women with small boobs <3


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