Paris Hilton’s new F.B.I. job (Female Body Inspector)

(Another famous Rash Manly headline!)

PARIS HILTON has declared that

small boobs are best, The U.K. Sun

is reporting April 15th.

The heiress has had a pop

at busty rival JESSICA SIMPSON,

claiming the Dukes Of Hazzard

star’s assets are “too big”.

She said:

“I like how mine are,

I don’t like big boobs.

“I think they’re too … big.”

And as if to prove a point,

Paris arrived at The Sanderson Hotel

in London yesterday in a see-through

top that made a point or two.

Paris was also clearly in the mood

for more bitching – KIM KARDASHIAN,

and her “gross” bum,

being the next target.

She added:

“It’s disgusting.

It reminds me of cottage cheese

inside a big trash bag.”

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