Bret Michaels picks a loser on Rock Of Love II
by RASH MANLY April 14, 2008 4AM
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The final episode of
Rock Of Love II is history now.
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Bret picked the wrong woman
for love,
but the right one to insure
there will indeed
be a Rock Of Love III.
Given the lack of imagination
of the writers of Rock Of Love,
(Oh, I forgot, it is a reality show,
no script. Yeah, right.)
the next season of VH1’s top
rated show will be called
Rock Of Love III, The Third Time’s The Charm.
Or they may go with,
Rock Of Love III: Three Strikes And Your Out,
(Raged,
and out of patience with Bret Michaels)
Why serial kisser Bret Michaels picked
37 year old Ambre is beyond me.
(Daisy said Ambre was 500,
but Ambre claimed to be 31,
then Ambre claimed to be 37.
Methinks 40.)
It was almost as if Bret picked Ambre
because he knew Ambre would quickly
dump him, leaving him free to
star in Rock Of Love III, which
would help the marketing
of Bret’s new solo album.
Daisy would not be so quick to dismiss Bret.
Nay, Daisy would cling to Bret and put up
with endless infidelity, which would make
most women without true love
or political aspirations take their
self respect and walk out.
“Just because I’m not 500 years
old like Ambre doesn’t mean
I don’t know what I want, what I need,
where I want to go.”
Daisy was quoted in the
final episode of this season.
“I’m not the girl with
the white picket fence.”
“I don’t think Ambre could
handle the lifestyle
that Bret leads.”
Daisy stated.
“Daisy looks me right in the eyes
and says she’s
crazy ass in love with me.”
Bret Michaels told the camera.
Bret Michaels told the camera.
“About Daisy, she may damn well
just be the girl for me.”
Michaels continued.
“I’m feeling really scared and
I don’t know whats going to happen…”
Daisy tearfully told the camera
near the end of the show.
“I don’t know.”
“I picked the wrong girl last season,
and I don’t want to make
the same mistake again.”
Bret stated.
“I hate to make this choice,
but I know its time.”
I didn’t walk in here looking
for a rock of like,
I wasn’t looking for a rock of lust.”
.
Bret made his colorful speech and
then he picked Ambre.
The one perfect choice to ensure
Rock Of Love III.
.
Ambre will in no way put up with
Bret on the road for months promoting
his new album.
Ambre will move on to her next victory
and Bret will get his next season of Rock.
“I got my rock of lust,
I got my rock of love,
I got my rock of life.”
Bret concluded after
driving Miss Daisy
off the Rock of Love gangplank.
I just want to crawl into a hole
and eat a
lot of ice cream.”
A tearful Daisy told
the camera before departing.
I was just so sad for Daisy for an hour.
.
Now I know she is free
to live and love again.
Daisy came out smelling
like her namesake.
.
Bret Michaels came out of this affair
smelling like something else,
something you mix with soil that
makes beautiful flowers
like daisies grow,
and thrive,
and live.
–
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Rash Manly 22moon.com
BRET PICKED A WINNER IN AMBER.
DAISY JUST WANTED A WAY OUT OF HER CURRENT
SITUATION THATS IT.
DAISY JUST WANTED A WAY OUT
AMBER WANTED AND IS GETTING LOVE
SO NO ROCK OF LOVE 3
MICHELLE - April 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm |
I am glad Bret picked Amber – a woman with brains as well as body. If he would have picked psycho Daisy, I would have lost all respect of him as an aging rocker wanting to feel young and losing his brains over a crazy slutty looking girl who is aged more than Amber inside – she needs help. Amber had a lot of class through some of the crazy women and will be able to weather the storms and maybe just maybe Bret has found his match.
Michelle - April 15, 2008 at 9:05 am |
Hi Michelle,
I can not thank you enough for
your interesting and insightful comments!
.
Wise thinking comments like that
are more than welcome and I look
forward to your thoughts in the future!
.
Rash
rashmanly - April 16, 2008 at 6:59 am |
Dude.
Your so clueless about women. Amber was the only logical choice. She does stuff in bed that that young floosy only reads about, or has someone read it to her.
The “no panties” at formal dinner routine was priceless!
Billy Bob - April 20, 2008 at 6:21 pm |