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Dita Von Teese did a thespian movie!


Busty new Wonderbra model
has a secret hardcore porn past,
Brian Flynn
writing for the U.K. Sun can
reveal April 2nd.

The stage queen — famed for making the

burlesque show mainstream —

starred in a kinky lesbian movie.


Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked

and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by

women have emerged online.


It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched

her as the new face of their famous

push-up bra last month.


They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet

would enhance the company’s clean-cut image

by designing her own limited edition collection.


But the sleazy flick —

shot before she rose to fame —

will shock lingerie bosses.


In one scene the former wife of goth rocker

MARILYN MANSON romps with a leggy beauty

with a sex toy.

In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets.


Dita’s burlesque show had previously

been seen

as so high brow she was even interviewed

on Radio 4.

Wonderbra declined to comment.


That is all the Sun wrote,

but allow me to add something.


I think maybe Wonderbra

 can get off it’s self righteous

high moral horse right now.  

They wanted a woman who

takes her clothes off for money

and they got it. 


I make a close study of all

the Wonderbra ads on TV.

Dita is the perfect

spokemodel for their bra. 


Dear Wonderbra big wigs:

If you sell sex,

just do it honestly,

 but don’t sell me sex and

tell me its something else.


And don’t you dare

pick on Dita Von Teese

for a stupid movie from her past.

You sell padded bras,

who are you to judge anyone!

Rash Manly

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