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A wombat took my virginity!


A New Zealand man has been sentenced

to community service after telling police

he had been raped by a wombat and the

experience had caused him to start speaking “Australian“,

the AFP is reporting March 28th.


Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker

from Motueka on South Island, rang police on

February 11 to say he was being raped by the

slow moving Australian marsupial at his home,

The Nelson Mail reported.


He rang back soon afterwards to say he was

withdrawing his complaint against the wombat,

 a court was told Wednesday.


“Apart from speaking Australian now,

I’m pretty all right you know,”

he told police in the second call.


Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone

for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced

to 75 hours community work.


Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part

in Cradock’s life, although his defence lawyer

said he was not drunk on the afternoon

of the phone calls.


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