A wombat took my virginity!
A New Zealand man has been sentenced
to community service after telling police
he had been raped by a wombat and the
experience had caused him to start speaking “Australian“,
the AFP is reporting March 28th.
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Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker
from Motueka on South Island, rang police on
February 11 to say he was being raped by the
slow moving Australian marsupial at his home,
The Nelson Mail reported.
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He rang back soon afterwards to say he was
withdrawing his complaint against the wombat,
a court was told Wednesday.
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“Apart from speaking Australian now,
I’m pretty all right you know,”
he told police in the second call.
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Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone
for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced
to 75 hours community work.
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Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part
in Cradock’s life, although his defence lawyer
said he was not drunk on the afternoon
of the phone calls.
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