China tortoise can smoke a cigarette in 4 minutes!
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A tortoise who enjoys a good smoke
has been discovered in northeast
China’s Jilin Province,
CHINA VIEW is reporting March 29th.
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The smoking tortoise is the pet
of a Chinese man surnamed
Yun from Yongji County.
He has kept the animal as a pet for nearly four years,
according to the City Evening News. . Yun, himself a smoker, one day teased the tortoise by putting a cigarette butt into its mouth.
To his surprise, it smoked, the paper said. . From then on, he often shared his cigarettes with his pet. . “It seems to have become addicted,” Yun was quoted as saying. . “Whenever I smoke in front of it, it will stick its head out of the water and fidget about until I give it the stub.” . To prove his claim, Yun put a cigarette into the tortoise’s mouth in the presence of the paper’s reporter and his neighbors, said the report. . To everyone’s surprise, the animal finished smoking the cigarette in less than four minutes — even faster than most men do, and seemed to be enjoying the process. . Tang Jingwen, the deputy secretary-general of the Wildlife Conservation Society of Jilin City, said he was quite surprised by the news. . He knew about monkeys who smoked out of imitation of human beings, but had never heard of a tortoise lighting up. |
if you pack the tortoise’s dung in a bowl
and smoke it after he smokes a cigarette
you will trip due to the toxins.
It’s a free high.
MOD - April 9, 2008 at 10:23 pm |