Angelina Jolie hot shopping spree
Sultry Angelina Jolie stocked up on
kinky sex toys during a covert shopping trip,
the National Enquirer is claiming in the March 17th issue
that just hit the stands.
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Sources tell The Enquirer Angelina is trying to
spice up her and Brad’s sex life and improve
their quality time together.
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It is alleged that Angelina visited the
CoCo Del Mer store on Melrose Avenue.
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She purchased a peek a boo black bra,
special tape used for bondage games,
and a personal item even the Enquirer
would not divulge.
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(This reporter suspects she purchased a
five gallon tub of Boy Butter, but I could be wrong.)
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“Angelina feels sex is the only way to ease the fighting
with Brad.
So she put together a little bag of tricks
to keep him busy in bed.”,
An insider told The Enquirer.
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“Things were rough enough between Angelina
and Brad before she became pregnant.
But lately, she’s been a bundle of nerves
and feeling incredibly insecure about her looks.”
The source continued.
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Angelina traveled to Iraq in early February and
wrote an op-ed piece for “The Washington Post”
insisting American troops stay in Iraq.
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Brad felt that Angelina’s vocal stance puts him
in the position of agreeing with her and seeming
pro war or disagreeing with her, which would
cause friction between them.
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Friction in a relationship is never a good thing.
Break out the Boy Butter, Angelina!
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