Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking!
sung to the tune of “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego”
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From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
.
While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
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From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
.
From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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<b>From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing,
to falling,
to passing out,
splat!
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We can’t stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she’s not driving
A car and us insane!
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Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
.
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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