The Perez Hilton Song
Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ On The Ritz.”
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He’s the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
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Perez gets –
All the website hits!
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He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
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He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
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When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He’s a Queen with Aces!
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Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
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Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
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Shows their naughty bits,
Gettin’ all the hits!
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