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The Perez Hilton Song

Perez Hilton
Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ On The Ritz.”
He’s the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
Perez gets –
All the website hits!
He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He’s a Queen with Aces!
Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
Shows their naughty bits,
Gettin’ all the hits!

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