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“THE BRITNEY SPEARS JAIL SONG”

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Sung to the tune of “Jailhouse Rock”
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“Sittin’ here up inside the county jail,
Even with my money I can’t buy no bail,
I told the judge I’m sorry but to no avail,
Now I’m cryin’ all the time and you can hear me wail!
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Unlock,
The door to my cellblock,
Just ask my last fan Chris Crock,
I’m Britney, bitch, and I rock!
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Everywhere I stand or sit are funny smells,
Creepy stains are on all things in county jail,
Where my hangers on have fled it’s hard to tell,
All I got’s a jumpsuit and a bag of fan mail!
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Poor me!
I’m a star, why don’t they see!
Laws don’t apply to Britney,
Chris Crocker, set me free!”

One Response to ““THE BRITNEY SPEARS JAIL SONG””

  1. Britney Spears is the bomb luv ya!


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