The Britney Spears Bodyguard Song
.Sung to the tune of “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’.”
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“You keep sayin’,
That I need to stay home nights,
You keep layin’ all your advice on me,
.
When I’m playin’,
You watch everything I do,
Just quit payin’
All your attention to me!
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My brutes don’t like your stalkin’,
You paparazzi zoo,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep layin’
In wait to stab me in the back,
You keep me smellin’
Like somethin’ less than a rose,
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You keep sayin’
I’m a train that’s jumped off it’s tracks,
<b>You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes!
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My brutes don’t like your gawkin’,
And takin’ pictures too,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep choosin’
Photos that make me look sleazy,
You say I’m losin’
All my looks and my fame,
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<b>You think bein’ a party girl is easy,
If I look dumb I’m holdin’ you to blame!
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My brutes aren’t made for talkin’,
That’s not what they do,
But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!”
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