In light of the country of Turkey successfully shooting down a Russian jet, Dear Leader (PBUH) does not want to be seen “pardoning turkey” for Thanksgiving.
In his benevolence and infinite wisdom, His O’liness will use his pen and phone to quietly grant refugee status to a fully vetted turkey-American without regard to its sexual orientation, race, or its moderate Muslim beliefs.
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