‘Telephoning Osama’ song – Part ONE
_______TELEPHONING OSAMA
___________By RASH MANLY
_________________sung to the tune
_________________of ‘TELEPHONE’
__________________by LADY GAGA
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Hello Terror Cells you called?
I can’t hear a thing
I have got no service
In my cave, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say
Oh, they’re sneaking up on me,
Sorry,
I cannot hear you
I’m kinda busy,
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry to tell you
But I’m kinda busy
Just a second,
Planning death
Needs me to stay,
And I cannot text you
Plotting death all day, eh
You should’ve called
Other mad men,
You knew I’m sleazy,
And now you won’t
Stop calling me,
I’m kinda busy.
Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t plot for you anymore!
I’m deaf – words your head
tell your mouth
I ignore
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
I’m Hiding!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh eh
You can call me all you want,
But I’m hiding on The Throne,
And you’re never gonna
Reach me on my telephone!
Cuz I’m hiding behind doors,
And of this you be sure
You are not gonna
Reach my telephone!
