Sarah Palin could beat Obama – but only in a fair race
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Obama
vs.
Palin,
the
Olympics
version
By Foon Rhee
July 1st, 2009
BOSTON.COM
During the lazy
summer doldrums,
this would certainly
be must-watch TV:
a Superstars-style athletics
competition between
President Obama and
former GOP vice
presidential nominee
Sarah Palin.
The Alaska governor
started the verbal
jousting this week,
bragging that she could
beat the commander-in-chief
in a running race,
especially on her home turf.
“I betcha I’d
have more endurance,”
the avid runner said in
World magazine posted
on its website Tuesday.
“My one claim to fame
in my own little internal
running circle is a sub-four
marathon.
It wasn’t necessarily a
good running time,
but it proves I have the
endurance within me to
at least gut it out and
that is something.
If you ever talk to
my old coaches,
they’d tell you, too.
What I lacked in
physical strength or skill
I made up for in determination
and endurance.
So if it were a long race that
required a lot of endurance,
I’d win.”
Asked whether Obama
would lace up his sneakers
and take on that challenge,
White House spokesman
Robert Gibbs replied today,
“That’s an interesting
question….
I guess it depends on where
they were going to run.
Maybe there’s a terrain
advantage in a place like
Alaska.
But I will certainly ask him
if he’s got any free time in
his summer to do that.”
Alas,
Gibbs was apparently
speaking in jest.
Or was he?
He also threw in
a bit of a challenge, himself,
with the president’s
favorite sport — basketball.
“How’s her jump shot?”
he asked.
Palin, a high school point
guard who got the nickname
“Barracuda” for her
aggressive play,
anticipated that in
her interview.
“People have asked if
I’d ever challenge him
to one-on-one because
we both love basketball,”
she said.
“But look,
he towers over me and
I wouldn’t be complaining
about an unfair advantage
there,
but maybe I’d do better
playing H-O-R-S-E with
him than one-on-one.”
__________________________
Sarah Palin
ready to compete
with her toned
fit mind
and muscles!
Barack Obama
ready to compete
with his toned
fit teleprompter
and his Lapdog
Media,
the ACORN Mafia,
the Hollywood Left,
and the Socialist
Democratic Party
to help him win
by knocking Sarah
out of the race long
before the finish line
so Berry wins
by default.
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Posts about Hollywood as of July 2, 2009 : MovieSutra - July 2, 2009 at 11:46 am |
Article didn`t real say how Palin could win.
Just regurgitated some anti-Obama stuff.
Mike - March 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm |